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sctot:

i heard the funniest time travel joke tomorrow

(via txlover)

You must learn her.

You must know the reason why she is silent. You must trace her weakest spots. You must write to her. You must remind her that you are there. You must know how long it takes for her to give up. You must be there to hold her when she is about to.

You must love her because many have tried and failed. And she wants to know that she is worthy to be loved, that she is worthy to be kept.

And, this is how you keep her.

This is How you Lose Her, Junot Diaz  (via passionnedenoir)

(via lookoverthereanotherfuckingqueer)

daveyoufool:

So I saw this cute girl going down the street with an amazing ass. I was all “DAMN GIRL, YOU GOT AN AMAZING ASS.” She was like “thanks, there’s a sale across the block, I got him there.” Now I have a pet donkey too, he was five bucks and his name is Leopold. And he hates thunderstorms.

(Source: dave-youfool, via evdw)

kaddy-kablamo:

lauren-ashley-howard:

Latest project: What Is? (Modified Sailor Moon and Princess Serenity)

Costuming by Lauren Ashley Howard

laurenashleyhoward.carbonmade.com

Staff, Love Me Chain, Earrings, and Brooch by Walnetto

Walnetto.tumblr.com

Omg

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