Welcome peasants

I am King

sqaurt:

TODAY I FOUND OUT MY GREAT GRANDPARENTS MET IN A CONCENTRATION CAMP IN YUGOSLAVIA  AND MY GREAT GRANDFATHER, WHO WAS A SOLDIER IN THE CAMP, RESCUED MY GREAT GRANDMOTHER AND THEY RAN AWAY TO AUSTRALIA TOGETHER AND I THINK THAT IS THE COOLEST

(via madame-gigglesworth)

ezekestiel:

voldemo:

voldemo:

My friend really changed once she became a vegetarian 

its like ive never seen herbivore

i sighed so loud my mom asked me if i was okay and she’s two rooms away

(via madame-gigglesworth)

palegem:

Men want us to kiss them with beards, suck their dicks and kiss their balls with pubes, hug them with hairy arm pits, intwine our legs with hairy thighs, but if women have one hair on our body that isn’t on our head it’s disgusting

(via we-should-date-because-i)